Fergie is an old school, swearing, gum-chewing, celebrity-destroying gunslinger
and if a crowd is c***, he'll say it's c***.

3 words-root canal treatment.
nuff said.

The blood of the youth boils.

When the fish bites

Or rather, when the fish goes MIA.
U know your first fishing adventure is an impending disaster when u're not even using your fishing rod. Or maybe it's the feeling a 20bucks fishing rod gives.
Whichever the case, we guys swore our next fishing trip will be available on the next episode of discovery's channel the deadliest catch. LOL.

And zhiyong told me it's 'eat tang yuan day' today. Just what is the exact name of that festival, someone care to enlighten me?

my sports achievements top 3 (in recent weeks)

finally competed in a game for x-s, the comeback is imminent guys.
celebrating a manu victory at anfield (yet again...), cheers to yaz, farrell, liang-o so on...
swam a lap (freeeestyle) without stopping. milestone, whee!

i think it's the influence of the red wine. you never know how nice red wine smells just before u drink it, and how awful it smells after it comes straight out as puke.
and, i mean, it really stinks, more than usual.
and when it's mixed with martell, u know how ugly it gets.

that's idiotity lesson 1. never drink red wine after martell, results are undesirable.

and yah, smileyface's gonna get cynical again. go ahead.

i obtained this piece of info from the papers on monday, and it's pretty enchanting.
it seems like India now has their own form of Singlish, in the form of indlish.
one example of the latest street lingo goes like this

Your lyrical missive has enveloped me in the sweet fragrance of our love
-from a book advising lovers on how to write to girlfriends

i mean, whoa! how cheam is that! and come to think of it, how many male s'poreans out there will ever use that phrase to impress the girls? (def not me)

Did i just say impress?