i obtained this piece of info from the papers on monday, and it's pretty enchanting.
it seems like India now has their own form of Singlish, in the form of indlish.
one example of the latest street lingo goes like this

Your lyrical missive has enveloped me in the sweet fragrance of our love
-from a book advising lovers on how to write to girlfriends

i mean, whoa! how cheam is that! and come to think of it, how many male s'poreans out there will ever use that phrase to impress the girls? (def not me)

Did i just say impress?