i think it's the influence of the red wine. you never know how nice red wine smells just before u drink it, and how awful it smells after it comes straight out as puke.
and, i mean, it really stinks, more than usual.
and when it's mixed with martell, u know how ugly it gets.

that's idiotity lesson 1. never drink red wine after martell, results are undesirable.

and yah, smileyface's gonna get cynical again. go ahead.